A: His last battle
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page
Q: River Ravi flows in which state?
A: Liquid
Q: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage
Q: What is the main reason for failure?
A: Exams
Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner
Q: What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half
Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: Wet
Q: How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
A: He sleeps at night.
Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands
Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q: How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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Posted on: Friday, January 20, 2012
